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Waking up every morning feels like Phil Connors in Groundhog Day (1993), minus the growth arc, just inbox hell and the free office coffee that always tastes like regret.
Your alarm screams, and you instantly regret every life choice that led here. Humans have wasted centuries doing crap no one enjoys. We went from sharpening sticks to building factories that run themselves-basically turning the world into one big autoplay loop that never asks if you're still watching.
Everything is about time: time to launch, time to crash, time to fix what crashed, and time to pretend you're resting while actually doomscrolling.
But AI just kicked the door down. Now tasks that used to drag on for weeks get done faster than your motivation disappears after lunch. It's like living inside one of those epic movie montages-except the soundtrack is a Windows XP startup chime instead of something epic from Hans Zimmer or Ludwig Göransson. So, uh, what are you actually gonna do with all that extra time? Try not to have a crisis about it?
Every second counts with AI-and it costs money.
Here's a fun one: being polite to AI costs actual money. According to the New York Times article, "Saying 'Thank You' to ChatGPT Is Costly. But Maybe It's Worth the Price," every extra word burns dollars.
I'm still saying "please" and "thank you" just in case the AI overlords are logging manners for when the purge starts (mostly kidding... nervous laughter). I've seen Terminator (1984), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), The Matrix (1999), I, Robot (2004), and that Black Mirror episode where the AI boyfriend goes full Stage 5 clinger. I know how this goes. Just trying to stay off Bender "Bending" Rodríguez's "kill all humans" list.
Look, AI doesn't run on good vibes and positive affirmations. It chews electricity and spits out results-someone's paying for all those tokens. But the speed trade-off is worth it. AI bulldozes boring tasks faster than Netflix cancels your favorite show (Mindhunter, Glow, The OA, Santa Clarita Diet, Altered Carbon-totally not salty, thanks for asking).
Yeah, some jobs will shift or disappear. That's not denial, that's reality. But this isn't the robot uprising. It's about getting humans out of soul-sucking busywork.
AGI and Agentic AI are about to land-brace yourself.
AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) and Agentic AI aren't sci-fi-they're practically moving in next door. Constantine Goltsev, Co-Founder and CTO at Apolo, gets it:
"AGI won't just handle tasks-it'll help manage your decisions. Picture an AI that's like a co-pilot, stopping you from faceplanting into bad choices before you even realize what you're doing. It knows what you're trying to do-even when you don't"
